MTV makes me wanna smoke crack,
fall out of the window and i'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high,
can't get a ride no matter how i try,
and everythings perfect and everythings bright,
and everyones perky and everyones uptight
i watch those videos, i watch em all day
and i plug em in my eyeballs HEEEEEEEY YAH
and the colors are nice, and the pictures are nice,
and the girls are nice, everythings so nice

MTV makes me wanna smoke crack,
fall out of the window and i'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high,
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
can't get a ride

well i work at the video store making change
and i'm counting out the pennies
twistin in my brain
condos in the distance,
and smog in the air
no one in the streets, and no one anywhere
i drink when i drink and i eat from a can
and i'm standin by the microwave 'til i feel special
and i'm checkin out the furniture
i wanna buy a sofa
might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
and MTV made me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and i'm never comin back
MTV made me wanna get high,
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
can't get a ride
MTV MADE ME WANNA BURN FLESH
have a little orgy down in the satellite dish